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Old 10-08-2006, 10:02 PM
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"What are you doing?"

"I'm on a writing group, on the internet... I'm thinking about writing something but I don't know what to do..."

"Well, what do other people write about?"

"Anything... everything... it just depends which category you look under."

"Well, if you can write anything then what's the problem? Just pick a category, write, and see what happens..."

"It's not that easy..."

"Why not?"


"Because all these people are like crazy-good writers, and I mostly write stupid little stories about random funny things..."

"So...you're intimidated? By text on a screen?!"


"Well...yeah! The text represents real people, you know... people who are better at writing than me..."

"Better how?"

"Well...better all around... Some of them have vocabularies like they've been injecting steroids right into their brains, and some of their stuff reads like Stephen King, or Anne Rice..."

"So what? Maybe they are Stephen King and Anne Rice, and they just get a kick out of having people think that they're amateur-ish writers...think about it! They could join any web site and gain popularity for their incredible 'un-tapped' talent..."

"Okay, that's crazy..."

"I'm crazy?! You're the one talking to a voice in your head!"

"True..."

"Well...if you're too much of a sissy girly-man to actually write a story, just do some stupid dialogue thing... that way you can avoid writing any descriptions, and as long as the characters aren't smarter than you, they wouldn't use strange, exotic words that you don't know..."

"That's dumb..."

"You're dumb!"

"Whatever."
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Old 10-08-2006, 10:22 PM
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hahahah.
that gave me a good laugh
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Old 10-09-2006, 12:18 AM
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Hahahha. Nice.
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Old 10-09-2006, 09:42 AM
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Thanks.. and I gotta say...

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Darth! do me! (for your story)

Incidentally, I did her! (for my story)


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*takes a bow*
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Haha! That's hilarious! Thanks for making my night (I'm just about to sleep in fifteen-twenty minutes)
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Funny! It ended too soon though..
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