Applicable only to citizens of the U.S of A, at home or abroad. If you're in Canada, we missed you by a while. But Americans are friendly folks, so anyone else who wants to stuff themselves silly with turkey is welcome to join in our joyous day of giving thanks.
Now, in the words of Linus van Pelt (If you've never heard of him you are a humourless toad, and should Google him immediately:
Originally Posted by Charles Schulz
Linus: "In the year 1621, the Pilgrims held their first Thanksgiving feast. They invited the great Indian chief Massasoit, who brought ninety of his brave Indians and a great abundance of food. Governor William Bradford and Captain Miles Standish were honored guests. Elder William Brewster, who was a minister, said a prayer that went something like this: 'We thank God for our homes and our food and our safety in a new land. We thank God for the opportunity to create a new world for freedom and justice."
Peppermint Patty: A-men!
If you haven't already, go get yourself a Turkey Tree, some pretzels, jellybeans, toast, popcorn, and a costumed beagle to help you prepare it all.