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Old 08-07-2013, 11:46 AM
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Old 01-20-2014, 07:36 PM
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Lepusnsecta eats children's toenails.
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Old 01-21-2014, 02:16 PM
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tahdas is a chicken when it comes to the opposite gender because she is both genders.
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Old 01-21-2014, 02:57 PM
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Don't you mean it?

Maidahl dosent change her profile picture way too much.
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Old 01-22-2014, 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted by tahdas View Post
Don't you mean it?

Maidahl dosent change her profile picture way too much.
Wait a second - is that like that old SNL routine:

"You can't put too much water on a nuclear reactor."

"No, you can't put too much water on a nuclear reactor..."

tahdas thinks he's making it all way too crazy.
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Old 01-22-2014, 03:25 AM
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Old 01-22-2014, 03:41 AM
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No I don't. I put 'em in little boxes and play with them.

Error69 is up past his bedtime.

And so am I.

'Night, all.
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Old 01-22-2014, 03:50 AM
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It's the middle of the day for me, bro.
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Old 01-22-2014, 06:58 AM
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Error69 creates, produces, and stars in midget porn.
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Old 01-22-2014, 07:10 AM
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tahdas actually does like girls.
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Old 01-22-2014, 07:32 AM
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Dude be more creative, like really, what the fuck? You could say anything, but instead you say: "tahdas actually does like girls."
Think of all the things you could said like "tahdas thinks hes asexual, but he's really attracted to three eyed zebras spray painted green"

Error69 is creative.
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Old 01-22-2014, 07:55 AM
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tahdas is creative.

(Don't make this devolve into a kid's fight, next I might end up calling you a "poohead" if you're not careful.)
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Old 01-22-2014, 08:06 AM
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But dude really, you can do better.

Error69 thinks wii sports is the highest form of art.
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Old 01-22-2014, 08:10 AM
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tahdas is capable of so much more than being a stocking filler for Jesus's birthday, and yet he refuses to buy his way into the Italian mob and has since become an anti-sex worker (which is someone that shoots down potential "Johns" that are attempting to pick him up for a fun night, by laughing in their faces).

Just by the way, Wii Sports is the highest form of art. I mean, the way in which they make every single avatar look like crap, and how the controls often don't work... oh, that is some high art there, bud. It's also real sexy to play a Wii, sadly the only girls that'll be interested in you for playing are little girls... I'm gonna stop talking now or some government official is gonna come knocking on my door for questioning.
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Old 01-22-2014, 08:31 AM
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Error69 uses the D.E.N.N.I.S. method to pick up women.

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Old 01-22-2014, 08:35 AM
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I don't know what in the hell that is, so I'm at one hell of a loss here.

tahdas is in denial over the brilliance of Firefly, you see the show is actually really boring, but like a fan of Terminator that sees the latest one and adamantly refuses to acknowledge that it sucks ass, he knows that it is boring, but can't live without having it in his sci-fi repertoire... his nerd friends may leave him if he admits the truth.
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Old 01-22-2014, 08:42 AM
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Error69's taste have been permanently scared when he overdosed on novacane.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin....I.S.%20Method

And Jesus Christ, did you try watching "heart of gold" as your first episode? Or is ti that kids these day with your fast paced video games, can't handle the greatest sci-fi show ever cause it doesn't move at 10000mph?
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Old 01-22-2014, 08:52 AM
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Ha ha ha! Like I play fast paced games all the time, see that quote as my signature, that's from Portal, a puzzle game. No action, no fast paced nonsense.

With Firefly I watched about half of the hour and a half long first episode and just couldn't see what all the fuss is about, the first episode is supposed to draw you in, not bore you to tears. It was like watching Max Payne again.

Also, if anything, I'd overdose on aspirin, but that is neither here nor there.

tahdas looks like that fat kid from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the Tim Burton one, not the classic (which was technically Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, but whatever).
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Both of you are behaving badly, and that's no lie.

Where's Nok when you need her, with her little gif of two little boys in a sandbox, eyes squeezed tight, heads turned to the side, slapping over-handed at each other?

Error69 appreciates Pollock's art.
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Old 01-22-2014, 05:51 PM
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I'd rather jam forks into my eyes and dance on the moon than pretend Pollock is good, I also like acting badly, entertains me far more than polite conversation across a dinner table.

Ed secretly wants to become a fruitarian.
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Old 01-22-2014, 06:07 PM
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I love Jackson Polock, dude you have no fucking taste.

Error69 thinks life is video game, that why he keeps hitting his head against bricks.
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Old 01-22-2014, 06:13 PM
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tahdas is in love with Jackson Pollock and creepily hangs out around his publicly displayed paintings, licking them quickly when no one is looking...

And I'm really a footarian, dying for a glimpse of Nok's feet...
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Old 01-22-2014, 07:02 PM
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JustcallmeEd's real name is Adulfina, Hitler's secret daughter.
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Old 01-22-2014, 07:08 PM
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tahdas speaks Klingon when no one else is around.
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Old 01-22-2014, 09:45 PM
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That's no lie, but i only know a few words.

Error69 drew a porn comic about someone who gets a portal gun and uses it to have sex with themselves.
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Old 01-22-2014, 09:48 PM
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tahdas, I thought I told you to stop looking in my cupboard for my porn... and my Portal stuff, damn man, invasion of privacy.

tahdas is not a loser for knowing words in Klingon, because I mean, losers never know Klingon...
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Old 01-22-2014, 10:42 PM
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Error69 still can't beat the impossible quiz.
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Old 01-22-2014, 10:47 PM
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tahdas once starred in a film alongside me, he has no recollection of the event... oh the wonders of Rohypnol.
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Old 01-23-2014, 02:23 AM
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Error69 gets high off of electricity.
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Old 01-23-2014, 02:26 AM
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tahdas sold his soul for a hamburger and chips (french fries, to the Americans), the hamburger wasn't even cooked properly, and the chips were made of sweet potato instead of proper potato. I could go on all day with this, but I won't.

I wish I had a Metal Gear that I could use for my plans for world conquest.
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