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A game on word play inspired from my exchange with Prodigalson on the 'Post Groundless Lies' thread. If you find umbrage in the title, then this game is for you.

The rules are simple; you come up with a phrase/sentence constructed with random word plays so that it would read out whatever it's meant to read. The next player will try to figure it out and then provide the next phrase/sentence.

Here are some examples:

Ice bank mice elf - I spank myself (Sorry kids, this is an adult forum)

Hugh G. Reckshin - Huge erection

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I'll set the ball rolling then --








Watery touch you ah!

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What a retard you are?

I had to read it in a weird Brooklyn/Boston hybrid accent to make it sound right but given your location maybe that's the right answer...

Hmm...

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I hate both of you.
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I hate both of you.
Tisk... going to have to do better than that, Mr. T.
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I'm f-ing retarded when it comes to this game. How you figured that shit out is like a mystery from Jesus, to me.
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I didn't even read it out loud!

I have an excellent aural imagination.
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Alex you vermin, you have no idea how long it took for me to get that, but I was determined so I went to bed thinking about it...And I was thinking and thinking and it suddenly hit me...

'This'll do for sure, if you want to know wait to think.'

TELL ME I'M RIGHT.
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I'm f-ing retarded when it comes to this game. How you figured that shit out is like a mystery from Jesus, to me.
Sucker.
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Ok here's the next one:


Eat fuse lie kite jizz baroque yore crib tick coat.
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Sucker.

Brat! (And I'm not even going to try the new one!)
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Originally Posted by LeWriter View Post
'This'll do for sure, if you want to know wait to think.'

TELL ME I'M RIGHT.
Oh, so close! Almost, almost. Your first clause is right. The correct answer is fully grammatical.
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It feels like I just broke your cryptic code.

(Good one--my wife had to help me.)
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This'll do for sure if you want a new way to think?
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He felon brews Disney.

(OK, that's an easy one -- just to get warmed up.)
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He fell and bruised his knee.

(Easy? A different type of sucker you are, if I hadn't known better I'd say you and Tim make good brothers.)

Wood Annie Juan light err chair lunch ?
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You stumped with that last bit.
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This'll do for sure if you want a new way to think?
Ding ding ding!

Would anyone like to share lunch?

Idle Ike two button alley gate rate Mai wall it.
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Alex, close but no cigar! Last bit is wrong.
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I'd like to but an alligator ate my wallet.

Damn it alex you're not playing fair. Here I am figuring it all by myself and you're having your missus in it too.
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Not my fault, she looked over my shoulder and told me the answer in two seconds after I'd been puzzling on it for a minute.

Damn, I'm still trying to see what else that last one might say... gimme a minute...
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Originally Posted by uncephalized View Post

Idle Ike two button alley gate rate Mai wall it.
I wouldn't have guessed that because alligator is kind of missing a syllable.

Here's one for Bowie fans:

Itís dime two leaf the cap zoo if youíd ere.


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I wouldn't have guessed that because alligator is kind of missing a syllable.


I wouldn't have guessed it too if not for the previous question I asked, it only hit me when I thought about it as a response. And yeah, alligator is missing a syllable, but read it really quickly and you might be in for a surprise.
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It's time to leave the capsule if you dare.

Pfft. C'mon Joe.
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Djo Matisse wheely tear wobble ate disc.

(Hint: Rhotacism required)
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It's time to leave the capsule if you dare.

Pfft. C'mon Joe.
Yeah. I know. That was a slow pitch, right down the middle.

So far, I'm not very good at this. And if I'm not good at something right away -- I quit.
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Originally Posted by LeWriter View Post
Wood Annie Juan light err chair lunch ?
Finally got it, I think: 'Would anyone like a challenge?'

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Djo Matisse wheely tear wobble ate disc.
JoeMatt is really terrible at this.

That's not nice. *finger shake*

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This is a really fun game, btw. I never tried it before.
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Djo Matisse wheely tear wobble ate disc.
Here's another one:

By Timmy.

Like you said, "read it really quickly."
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Originally Posted by JoeMatt View Post
Here's another one:

By Timmy.

Like you said, "read it really quickly."

Timmy agrees (no, this is not one of your whatever you call it's. I couldn't think of one if I tried).
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Bite you?

Damn Joe, didn't your momma teach you anything? Jesus.
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