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Old 04-04-2016, 07:09 AM
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Old 04-05-2016, 05:50 AM
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I know what you've been -- dammit, that'd be six...

Must've been in the ke -- no, that's too crude.

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Mr. Ed said I should use his signature, since he's not anymore. In honor of his good friend Nok, here it is: "As far as smoking a cigar," she said, "I'd not know where to start or how to start." "It's simple," said I, "You light one end and chew on the other and hope to meet in the middle."
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Old 04-08-2016, 02:15 AM
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use more lube, big boy.
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Old 04-09-2016, 07:59 PM
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I'll shave you.
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Mr. Ed said I should use his signature, since he's not anymore. In honor of his good friend Nok, here it is: "As far as smoking a cigar," she said, "I'd not know where to start or how to start." "It's simple," said I, "You light one end and chew on the other and hope to meet in the middle."
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Old 04-13-2016, 12:06 AM
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kiss it after you do.
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My . . . you're stunning tonight.
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Old 04-13-2016, 10:12 PM
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Let me get on top.
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I like you like this.
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Mr. Ed said I should use his signature, since he's not anymore. In honor of his good friend Nok, here it is: "As far as smoking a cigar," she said, "I'd not know where to start or how to start." "It's simple," said I, "You light one end and chew on the other and hope to meet in the middle."
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Old 04-18-2016, 10:02 PM
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it hurts so good.
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Old 04-19-2016, 11:50 AM
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I'll be gentle..
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Old 04-20-2016, 02:59 AM
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Let me dominate you!

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Old 04-22-2016, 03:29 PM
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Hurt me please.
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With pleasure.
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Old 04-23-2016, 03:20 PM
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I'm going to wear this.
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Take it off.
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Old 04-25-2016, 08:38 AM
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Make me.
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Old 04-26-2016, 12:50 AM
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Old 04-28-2016, 01:45 PM
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Old 05-01-2016, 06:26 AM
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Old 05-03-2016, 02:35 AM
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