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Old 08-21-2018, 03:33 PM
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waitin' for a pizza (I've written about this place before)
and I'm mullin' over my current quandary.

I'm okay with goin'
The Way of No Gun
but I ain't sure how to regard the potential of a
violent confrontation.

True, I don't live in Chicago or Detroit but
a guy in Palm Beach (think the presidents'
town of residence when he is South) did
dope up then run up on a
sittin' outside their house couple and demise
them. Didn't use a gun. The across the street
neighbor ran over and got hisself hurt.

When the cops arrived the young man was
bitin' pieces off a victim's face.

Yeah - the criminal is alive. His parents
are spendin' to get his hit reduced.


So I gotta ask myself if I see this
kinda stuff goin' on in front of me do I
just dial 911?

Response time averages 11 minutes they say.

Do you feel comfortable with me bein' a
witness of what's bein' done to ya
as I wait for flashin' blue lights?

Waddya say, sport?

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Old 08-21-2018, 04:12 PM
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I say a couple years of jujitsu would be adequate to handle the face eateróa rear naked choke. But against a gun it might be useless.

Maybe just stuff your yapper with pizza and meditate on the subject; itíll come to you.




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Old 08-22-2018, 01:08 PM
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I say a couple years of jujitsu would be adequate to handle the face eateróa rear naked choke. But against a gun it might be useless.
Guy used a knife (his name is Austin Harrouff) and his physical strength ("muscular former high school football player and wrestler").

Cops kept stunning him as he snacked.

Thing that got him off his feed was a cop dog biting him.

Guy was 19 when he was doin' this stuff and you want my 66 year old body to try chokin' him out to save your plumbin' life?

Did I mention that he was in his underwear?


Ehh, now that I look at the whole deal (post pizza) I might go the way of flip phone vid.

Smile you crazy cannibal, the camera loves ya.
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Old 08-22-2018, 02:23 PM
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Waiting for a pizza,
is that sound a metric meter?
An alarm clock, or a cock,
A beta with imperial brain freeze?
A Sneeze without a hanky?
A Yanky without a dictionary?
A fictionary of language invented by fools,
Ans these tools will contest the point,
And will resist the truth that us English are conjoined
Are better, are versed, are well rehearsed are clever
Are smart, do not rely on pretty, are not politically petty,
Are not twats, are not photo opportunity's in hats,
Are not muddled, befuddled American morons,
Would not wear sporons by mistake, would not fake,
Would not forsake, would not feign victimhood,
Would not be purposefully misunderstood.
Like a Yank with a point to prove.
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Waiting for a pizza,
is that sound a metric meter?
An alarm clock, or a cock,
A beta with imperial brain freeze?
A Sneeze without a hanky?
A Yanky without a dictionary?
A fictionary of language invented by fools,
Ans these tools will contest the point,
And will resist the truth that us English are conjoined
Are better, are versed, are well rehearsed are clever
Are smart, do not rely on pretty, are not politically petty,
Are not twats, are not photo opportunity's in hats,
Are not muddled, befuddled American morons,
Would not wear sporons by mistake, would not fake,
Would not forsake, would not feign victimhood,
Would not be purposefully misunderstood.
Like a Yank with a point to prove.

Nice accent.
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I ain't got a problem with the guys I know that carry, just like they ain't got a problem with me carrying. Its the few that ain't got no business carrying that gives us all pause....

Maybe that helps a bit, though I doubt it
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Old 08-28-2018, 02:20 AM
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I ain't got a problem with the guys I know that carry, just like they ain't got a problem with me carrying. Its the few that ain't got no business carrying that gives us all pause....

Maybe that helps a bit, though I doubt it
Just heard on NPR that their investigation into the alleged number of school shootings reported by a federal commission has resulted in a revising of the total from 235 to 11.

Hmmm.
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Just heard on NPR that their investigation into the alleged number of school shootings reported by a federal commission has resulted in a revising of the total from 235 to 11.



Hmmm.


Yeah, because a lot of states consider the discharge of a firearm on a campus a school shooting. I donít think itís a conspiracy or anything, just a legal issue.
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Yeah, because a lot of states consider the discharge of a firearm on a campus a school shooting. I donít think itís a conspiracy or anything, just a legal issue.
NPR found one school reporting gun violence when the incident was actually a student holding scissors in a "menacing" manner.

When NPR called them on their BS (hey, why should one group get to hogg that term?) the school said their erroneous response was due to a coding misunderstanding.


So I'm wondering if state and/or federal funds are being apportioned out to places that allege problems.

Eh, if so the whole thing is certainly a legal issue far removed from my station in life.
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I'm wondering if state and/or federal funds are being apportioned out to places that allege problems.



Eh, if so the whole thing is certainly a legal issue far removed from my station in life.


Good observation and surmising. I wouldnít be surprised if this were true. Everybody wants on the gubment gravy train.

I know a plumber in NYC who does only govít work now. Big jobs. He makes about $2 million per year, and doesnít have to mess with homeowners or general contractors cutting into his profits. He says once you get a seat on the gubmínt train, youíll never go back.

My AZ gubment train is dinky in comparison. Still canít get a seat.
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I say chin's isn't as good as nicky's. Plus, I know a systems engineer who ate some dog on a dare and chopped off his cock from std's.
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I say chin's isn't as good as nicky's. Plus, I know a systems engineer who ate some dog on a dare and chopped off his cock from std's.

I wondered how a 6 foot tall guy got the nick(heh)name of "Shorty".
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