( An impossibly sultry female voice ) "Pssssst. Hey big boy, I'm Candy, the automated A.I. concierge of your new Zydeco Zephyr. Slip inside me sweet meat and try my vibrating heated auto adjusting driver's seat. I want to snuggle you baby. That's it big boy, make that tiger tusche of yours comfortable. Now caress my go button right there between your legs and feel the throbbing purr of my twelve titanium cylinders supercharged with forward thrusting power. Ohhh Baby, you make my motor run....buy me big boy...buy me now.
A Wise Dragon Goeth Not Unarmed in the Land of the Make Believers.