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Old 01-16-2013, 12:49 PM
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I think the idea that men aren't qualified to even try to define it is pretty annoying -- what you were saying in no uncertain terms. It seems tone deaf to humor might be another attribute though.

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Old 01-16-2013, 12:52 PM
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Or maybe you're just not as funny as you think you are.
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Old 01-16-2013, 12:57 PM
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No, I'm pretty sure I am.

I'm not going to get into some bullshit exchange with you -- but that comment was bitchy and condescending -- just the kind of thing that gives feminists a bad name -- often richly deserved. I was just saying that in a way that wasn't so obvious, that's all. I guess it was too subtle for you. Oh well.
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:10 PM
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I think you are way more obvious and not nearly as clever nor as interesting as you give yourself credit for. Do you actually have anything of substance to offer this, or any conversation, or do you just work full time as the tone police?
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:18 PM
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I'm probably more clever and interesting than I give myself credit for. Add humble to that.

I've seen you drop into plenty of conversations just to slap people's wrists and not add "anything of substance" -- exactly like you did when you first chimed in on this thread. Pot calling kettle black.

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Old 01-16-2013, 04:17 PM
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Shut up you fucking dickheads.
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:37 PM
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Shut up you fucking dickheads.
Be still and do not even sigh.
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:06 PM
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Boy, she really is the awful twat everybody says, isn't she? Amazing.
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:09 PM
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Boy, she really is the awful twat everybody says, isn't she? Amazing.
Shush sexually frustrated grandpa!
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:37 PM
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No need for me to say anything. You do a pretty good job of revealing yourself.

You have no idea at all of what my private life is like.
We do get a hint or two of yours, with you mooning around yelping about how everybody wants to "pork" you. Pretty classic overcompensation for frustration and so on. You might as well pin a badge on you shirt.

You're a rather nasty piece of work and a clumsy attention whore. You can prove that with your little outbursts, or... just a thought... you might work on ironing out some of the rough spots.
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by beefheart View Post
Shut up you fucking dickheads.
....there's a poem there...you do the next line...

Shut up you fucking dickheads,
shut up, shut up, shut up,
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Old 01-17-2013, 06:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Jats View Post
....there's a poem there...you do the next line...

Shut up you fucking dickheads,
shut up, shut up, shut up,
Sumthin' bettor:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKaQz...yer_detailpage

Want some whiskey in your water
Sugar in your tea
What's all these crazy questions they askin' me
This is the craziest party there could ever be
Don't turn on the lights, 'cause I don't want to see

Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
That ain't the way to have fun, no

Open up the window
Let some air into this room
I think I'm almost chokin'
From the smell of stale perfume

And that cigarette you're smoking
'Bout scared me half to death
Open up the window, sucker
Let me catch my breath

[Refrain]
Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
She said, that ain't the way to have fun, son
That ain't the way to have fun, son

The radio is blastin'
Someone's knocking at the door
I'm lookin' at my girlfriend
She's passed out on the floor

I seen so many things
I ain't never seen before
Don't know what it is
I don't wanna see no more

[Refrain]

Mama told me, mama told me, mama told me
Told me, told me
That ain't no way to have fun, whoah, yeah yeah
Mama told me not to come
Mama, mama, mama told me
That ain't no way to have fun

That ain't the way to have fun, no
That ain't the way to have fun, son
That ain't the way to have fun, no
That ain't the way to have fun, son

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Old 01-17-2013, 07:09 AM
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And the thread just gets weirder.
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Old 01-17-2013, 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted by JohnConstantine View Post
And the thread just gets weirder.
Mate, abusing each other isn't the way to have fun. I just had an awakening.

Intellectual individuals behaving like freaking children is as weird as it gets.
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Old 01-17-2013, 07:22 AM
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This thread has degenerated too much for any sort of intellectual discussion to be salvaged, but I just wanted to say:

Originally Posted by Shelly View Post
I believe only someone who wants to see what only he wants to see in others would make a statement as the one above. How can you not recognize (even with all the "literate" crap you swallowed) the difference between good and bad behavior in people, regardless what their professions may be? Your description of a Catholic priest ignores the many who done charitable and compassionate deeds. Some even sacrificed their lives to save others. Why did you make such a foolish statement?
Wow. I have never seen someone so thoroughly miss the point in my life. Seriously, I don't think I've ever seen such unintentional irony in a single post. If I thought you were joking, I would be extremely impressed with the multiple layers of misunderstanding you managed to stack onto each other.

I'm not even sure what you're trying to say. I think you just saw me use "priests" and "pedophilia" in the same sentence, and your mind went blank. Please, in future, try to pay attention to the context of what people say.

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Old 01-17-2013, 07:28 AM
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Considering the OP, I'm shocked that this thread hasn't been a springboard for intellectual discourse.
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Old 01-17-2013, 07:32 AM
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It was pretty smart in here for a while. When I was the only one talking
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Old 01-17-2013, 07:35 AM
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oooo let me...

Pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork

Come on, EVERYBODY now...
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Old 01-17-2013, 07:38 AM
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That's pretty insensitive to all the Jews, Lin.
What about the charity work that some Jews do?
I think you're mentally ill.
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Old 01-17-2013, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Emerald View Post
This thread has degenerated too much for any sort of intellectual discussion to be salvaged, but I just wanted to say:



Wow. I have never seen someone so thoroughly miss the point in my life. Seriously, I don't think I've ever seen such unintentional irony in a single post. If I thought you were joking, I would be extremely impressed with the multiple layers of misunderstanding you managed to stack onto each other.

I'm not even sure what you're trying to say. I think you just saw me use "priests" and "pedophilia" in the same sentence, and your mind went blank. Please, in future, try to pay attention to the context of what people say.
All I can tell you is that I owe you an apology for misunderstanding your comments. That all "Catholic priest/pedophilia" association gets me to jump out of my skin. Sorry.

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Old 01-17-2013, 07:43 AM
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Shelly, we missed your insights while you were away.
I hope you'll stay on your meds this time and not have to go back in.
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Old 01-17-2013, 07:52 AM
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Shelly, we missed your insights while you were away.
I hope you'll stay on your meds this time and not have to go back in.

I think the guy who commented about a bunch of horny guys trying to stick their tongues into the thread starter's ear said the most truthful thing on this thread. And, Lin, I believe the fact that you have been around so many unfortunate young women willing to lift their skirts for a single burrito has affected you with a "Don Juan" disorder. Get real.

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Old 01-17-2013, 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Shelly View Post
All I can tell you is that I owe you an apology for misunderstanding your comments. That all "Catholic priest/pedophilia" associated gets me to jump out of my skin. Sorry.
Well, no harm done. I appreciate the apology, that takes some inner strength to do.

I wasn't even saying there was any connection between priests and pedophilia, only that the perception that "all Catholic priests fiddle with kids" is akin to "all Muslims are terrorists." Both equally stupid (and prevalent) misconceptions.
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Old 01-17-2013, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Emerald View Post
Well, no harm done. I appreciate the apology, that takes some inner strength to do.

I wasn't even saying there was any connection between priests and pedophilia, only that the perception that "all Catholic priests fiddle with kids" is akin to "all Muslims are terrorists." Both equally stupid (and prevalent) misconceptions.
Thanks for the explanation. I was wondering what my "foggy" brain missed. It's a good thing to have bright people arund.

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Old 01-17-2013, 08:01 AM
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simples.
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Old 01-17-2013, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Lin View Post
oooo let me...

Pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork, pork

Come on, EVERYBODY now...

Final lesson for the day, Lin. Listen up and you may yet learn something. It's a valuable lesson, one you couldn't find in those "stuffy" texts you've probably wasted a lifetime reading.

Okay, dude:

Beefheart is a young women (apparently a smart one too). She falls into the category of "girls wanting to have fun." I mean, if anyone has been around young women, it is easy to notice many are "light-hearted" and "fun-filled" individuals. Could some behave better? Could we behave better? The answer is simple. Besides, nobody here qualifies as the "behavior" sheriff.

On the other hand, you are an adult (apparently a smart one too). But, the trouble is, you don't behave as a adult is supposed to. You make a "dirty old man" of yourself by engaging in sexual talk with a person who is probably half your age and probably could be your daughter. In a world that needs all the help it can receive from intelligent adults, don't you think it is time to start acting as one?

can't you see that?

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Old 01-17-2013, 11:25 AM
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Just what we need. Another old school marm running around telling everyone how to behave.
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:43 PM
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Just what we need. Another old school marm running around telling everyone how to behave.

Joe the "Pouncer," put on your listening ears. You could learn sumthin' too.

Beefheart's behavior is easily explained away as "youthful." That's how many individuals her age act nowadays (or, a case could be made acted in any era). The person for whom you fondly root is much too old to be engaged in his type of behavior.

You claim to have two daughters. Do you want some 40-year-old idiot speaking to your 20-year-old daughter the way he speaks to Beefheart. If the answer is "yes," then you are another pathetic case.

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I wasn't taking sides or commenting on anybody's post except yours. But when it comes to scolding folks, I guess there's no good reason not to just make stuff up, is there? It's never stopped you before.

Of course, you can comment on something that doesn't involve you -- but if I comment on your post -- I'm a "Pouncer." You are a constant source of amusement. Never change.

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Old 01-17-2013, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by JoeMatt View Post
I wasn't taking sides or commenting on anybody's post except yours. But when it comes to scolding folks, I guess there's no good reason not to just make stuff up, is there? It's never stopped you before.

Of course, you can comment on something that doesn't involve you -- but if I comment on your post -- I'm a "Pouncer." You are a constant source of amusement. Never change.
You're not worth it.

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