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Ugh, let's move on...
Apologies...hand holding to a sunset and the music from Love Story would probably be fine with him.

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Apologies...hand holding to a sunset and the music from Love Story would probably be fine with him.
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haha, I would hope so
I'll set you two a table by the water's edge...

Nacia will be served at nine...
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I'll set you two a table by the water's edge...

Nacia will be served at nine...
That is not fair!!! I don't like nine
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That is not fair!!! I don't like nine
I don't want to be cruel sweetie, but if there was less of you, you'd have been ready to serve at eight....

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Perhaps you can just eat with us
Yeah I prefer that... so who is cooking? haha
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I don't want to be cruel sweetie, but if there was less of you, you'd have been ready to serve at eight....





Can I get organ meat? Packs the most nutrients. Chin can have the steaks, I need guts.

Chin and I can pet on the beach for a while, and maybe a spoon (if he has plenty of alcohol), but penetration is a no.

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Can I get organ meat? Packs the most nutrients. Chin can have the steaks, I need guts.

Chin and I can pet on the beach for a while, and maybe a spoon (if he has plenty of alcohol), but penetration is a no.

Ideas can only go so far.
NO! no organ meat LOL
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NO! no organ meat LOL


Sorry dear, but I don稚 think you値l be given a choice in the matter. Grace, amiright?

Look, I値l say a prayer for you now, and save it 奏il the morning after.

We値l still need a breeding pair.

I値l have to have minions to rule.

Edit: hope Nacia is a chubby girl.

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Originally Posted by brianpatrick View Post
Sorry dear, but I don’t think you’ll be given a choice in the matter. Grace, amiright?

Look, I’ll say a prayer for you now, and save it ‘til the morning after.

We’ll still need a breeding pair.

I’ll have to have minions to rule.

Edit: hope Nacia is a chubby girl.
I have heard better chat up lines.

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I have hear better chat up lines.


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Originally Posted by brianpatrick View Post
Sorry dear, but I don稚 think you値l be given a choice in the matter. Grace, amiright?

Look, I値l say a prayer for you now, and save it 奏il the morning after.

We値l still need a breeding pair.

I値l have to have minions to rule.

Edit: hope Nacia is a chubby girl.
chubby as opposed to fat?
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chubby as opposed to fat?


Yes. Or as my buddy Paul calls it: 屠uicy like a plump peach.
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Sorry dear, but I don’t think you’ll be given a choice in the matter. Grace, amiright?

Look, I’ll say a prayer for you now, and save it ‘til the morning after.

We’ll still need a breeding pair.

I’ll have to have minions to rule.

Edit: hope Nacia is a chubby girl.

Sure, you can have organ meat.

Dinner might be delayed though BP...honestly, I can't tell if she's properly cooked or if she's been experimenting with fake tan again...
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So, my line up would be:

Konan (pyromania will be useful starting fires)

Nacia (primarily to breed with Konan)

Chin (schizophrenia...several personalities and talents in one body)

Nick Pierce (however shit it gets on the island, he'll be grateful.)
You are correct.
I would be grateful to be with you no matter the circumstance.


Hey lookit those guys.
The ones peekin' around the bushes.

There, see?
One of them has a bone stuck crossways through his nose.

Do ya think they are friendly?


Hey, look.
They're smiling.

Hmm. Wonder how they get all those teeth to be so pointy.
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I just need a volleyball and a lighter and I'm good.
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Ordinarily, Mother Thumb and her four daughters would suffice to keep me company, but since I'm limited to two, and they have to be forum members, I'll have to think about it.
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I just need a volleyball and a lighter and I'm good.


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Oh yeah, and 10lb bag of pot to go with the lighter. I bet you could make a pipe out of the volleyball.
As long as the dope was seeded. Otherwise, once it was gone, you'd have to face reality.
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As long as the dope was seeded. Otherwise, once it was gone, you'd have to face reality.


Yeah, but a 10lb bag would last a long time.
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You must smoke less than I used to. Wait. I just calculated that out. I used to smoke an eighth a day, of good bud. That's approximately an ounce a week, which would be a pound every four months, which would be three years and three months to smoke ten pounds.

That's long enough for me.
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Well this is just a disaster....

Prod and BP are guitar strumming and rolling joints with banana leaves....

Ezam's wandering around screaming Wilson! at the top of his lungs and he's taken the lighter with him...

The fire's gone out and I haven't finished cooking Nacia yet...

Chin's drawing love hearts in the sand and has spelt out 'Brian' in pebbles, instead of S.O.S...

Nick had a bowel purge about an hour ago and he's still writing a poem about it...

Nacia would cheer me up - but I cooked her...

Yep. We're all gonna die.
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