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Old 09-22-2017, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by brianpatrick View Post
He's part of a monoculture with Bozo and J. W. Gacy.

Now quit baiting me! You're going to get me censored. Or worse... censured.
Shush, or Ronald'll come and get you like the clown outta IT! With hamburglars!

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Old 09-22-2017, 11:27 PM
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Hey kid... I got French fries down here.
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Old 09-22-2017, 11:29 PM
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Hey kid... I got French fries down here.
As long as you can break dance in his party room, he'll let you go.
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As long as you can break dance in his party room, he'll let you go.


Yeah, I'm dead.
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("...yes folks the above rapport has a extract from american culture in our times..." went the goblin trying to relate, adding "...the footage is raw, and know too that the plot has not been changed to suit the audience here, just draw your own conclusions and then come away wondering what it meant perhaps...", while outside the cloudless sunday sky just greeted the casual onlooker with a smile of relaxation, meanwhile the goblin just went "...without america one would not appreciate one's peaceful existence without her, she america always seems to want something and is never satisfied with others...")

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Facts that support why the US is the greatest nation on earth;

1. China has the great wall but our Mex/Am wall will be the ninth wonder.

2. Italy has the Sistine Chapel but we have Trump Towers.

3. Greece has the Parthenon and the Acropolis but we have Wrigley Field and the new and improved Yankee stadium.

4. England has spotted dick but we have ointment.

5. Egypt has the pyramids but we have Disney World.

6. France has the Louvre but we have the Kardashians.

7. South America has the Amazon but our Amazons are a helluva lot hotter.

We gave the world the gift of flight and the atomic bomb. We gave them Playboy magazine and reality tv. We invented the internet and global warming. We won WWII and now we are in the process of starting WWIII.

The facts stand for themselves. The whole world envies us. How could you not envy a country that invented inflatable breast augmentations? Imagine that, adjustable titties.

There is no end to our ingenuity. As of this writing I have insider information that our medical community is working on a pill that removes the stink from farts. Me and my dog could use that. So could you.

We even invented a boner pill that could kill you if you're not careful.

Only in America!

(don't confuse snarky with the truth)
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