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Old 06-02-2006, 10:40 AM
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Granted, but you had an allergic reaction to the life-sustaining enzyme and developed a skin condition that resembled leprosy.

I wish I'd win the freaking lottery tonight.

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Granted. You go to collect the money, but, while you are walking back to the car you get jumped by a gang, whom proceed to beat you with a bat and, finally, shoot you in the head and steal every last dollar away.

I wish my sisters didn't exist
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Your sisters don't exist, mainly because your parents died when they were children. Consequently, you don't exist, either.


I wish, I wish I was a fish.
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Granted, but 2 minutes after you become a fish all the water in the world dries up and you die.

I wish for Peter.
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Granted. Every Peter in the world dies and you recieve all fo their heads.

I wish I could afford a good car
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Granted, but since you can afford such a great car, a bum decides to rob you and leave you stranded in a gas station after stealing your car. You hear later that he totaled it by running it into a tree.

I wish I wasn't so shy.
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Old 06-03-2006, 01:16 PM
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Granted. You a no longer a shy, so you go around talking to everyone. You run up to random people on the street and say hi. Unfortunatly, you accidently say hi to a rapist, you pulls you into an alley, rapes, and murders you.

I wish there was more time in the day
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Old 06-03-2006, 02:02 PM
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Granted. But because we have been conditioned to only 24 hours in a day, when the day is lengthened to 72 hours, you can't handle it. You go on a killing rampage induced by the extreme heat of the sun shinning for 48 hours. You stick your head in a mircrowave, trying to kill yourself. Doesn't work. You try to drown yourself. Doesn't work. You try to set yourself on fire. Doesn't work. Your try to shoot yourself in the head, the chest and the stomach. Again, it doesn't work. You try getting arrested for indecent exposure. Police don't buy it, but they do hang you by your hands from a tree. Little kids think you're a pinata so they beat you. Yet, you still don't die. You only pray for a normal day because this is all in the course of one day. You wish for the day to be the same length as before. Eventually you realize that it was all a dream until you try to sit up. You're in a coffin, alive, and the day still isn't over.

I wish I was tan or at least able to tan.
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I wish that summer break would last forever.(can't stand school)
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Belle Ringer: Granted. You go to a tanning salon and start to tan, but just as you get exactly to the point of perfect tanning, the machine breaks and you burn.

Brittany: Granted. Your school lets out and never ask for you to return and your summer break goes on forever, unfortunatly, this causes you to have the lowest IQ in the world, and thus, you can't get a job causing you to fall into a deep depression and end up killing yourself.

By the way, Brittany, you might want to check the rules of the game, you don't just make a wish, you also have to make the other person's wish bite them in the butt, so to speak.
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Old 06-03-2006, 03:06 PM
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sad Brandonsb....you forgot your wish. no corruption for me.

well...the whatever Brandonsb wishes is granted and will result in his death somehow.

I wish I could tan naturally with no harmful effects.
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Old 06-03-2006, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Belle Ringer
sad Brandonsb....you forgot your wish. no corruption for me.
Whoops! sorry Belle Ringer. I'll make two wishes this time so you can have double the corruption this time.

Granted. You go to the beach and get a perfect tan, but, while walking back, a beauty queen decides she doesn't like you looking better than her, so she makes her boyfriend kill you.

I wish pigs could fly
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I wish I could dance good
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Old 06-03-2006, 06:01 PM
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hahaha. i like. minus the fact that i die.

Granted, but then every wish that has ever depended on pigs flying comes true and we're all in for a world of hurt. Besides, pigs hate flying so they attack your house and keep you imprisoned there for the rest of your life.

Granted, but you dance SO well that all the most famous dancers of the world form an army and descend upon the night club you started and shoot you with darts while they dance circles around you.

I wish for KFC.
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granted but the chicken isn't dead.

I wish I could prove that pirates are better than ninjas...
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Granted. but the way they prove it is that ninjas try and fail to kill you, and a pirate succeeds.

I wish my dog wasn't as fat as she is now
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Granted, she becomes as thin as a greyhound and because of this her body shuts down due to the inability to handle a fatless body.

I wish I knew more than one person in Roseburg.
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Granted. The dumbest person in the world moves into Roseburg, suddenly, your IQ drops so far down you know everything he knows, and you also know what 1+1 equals, but that's it.

I wish a ninja would show up in Roseburg and kill Belle Ringer for murdering my dog... no one threatens my dog... no one!
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Old 06-03-2006, 06:33 PM
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Granted, but because Belle has recently switched from ninjaville to pirateland, Belle beats the ninja and become the local heroine and makes a law saying that whatever is posted in the Corrupted Wishes thread is fair game and it seems to be the trend that every wish ends in death.

I wish that I was a health freak.


(p.s. I didn't murder your dog, she just happened to pass on because she was too thin...and you really think i want your dog dead??? noooo. haha. )
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Granted. But you become such a health freak that no one no one wants to be around you. And you lose your position as town heroine and live alone in some abandoned warehouse until it colapses and crushes you.

I wish I could come up with something to wish for
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Granted, your wish is death.

I wish I was still the heroine of Roseburg.
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Granted. But, unbeknownst to the town, you fall into a depression and start using drugs. You continue this until a gang decides thay don't like you being the heroine and beat you to death. The pape proclaims you the greatest heroine Roseburg ever had, but what do you care? You're dead.

I wish the only person in this world that I hate was dead
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Granted, but he/she dies an unspeakable death and everyone blames you and you live the rest of your life overshadowed by this.

I wish that the only person I hate would disappear from this world and take all memories of what he did to my friend with him when he goes.
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Granted. They disappear and you don't remember a dingle thing about them. Unfortunatly, that person was going to save you from a horrible death that is so painful I can't even describe it.

I wish I could make time move forward and backwards
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Granted, but It's just like in Stephen King's novel "The Langoliers". You discover this the hard way when you go backwards.

I wish for an nice attractive woman to fall in love with me.
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Granted. The most beautiful women falls in love with you, but, her boyfriend gets jealous, beats you up, locks you in a cellar, covers your body in papercuts, dips you into lemon juice until you pass out from the pain and drown.

I wish I had a little more muscle
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What is it with you and lemon juice and papercuts???

Granted, you become one of those gross body builders and you take steroids and then there's this whole court battle and divorce gone horrible thing that pretty much puts you in astronomically costly therapy and then one day you give into your depression and dive into the shallow end of the pool.

I wish I could watch Cruel Intention all of the way through without TV edits.
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Can you think of a more painful way to die?

Granted. You recieve a DVD of Cruel Intention, but after watching in you decide you really really hate it, then, a hired assasin who was hiding waiting for the signal to kill you, which just so happend to be the unedited version of Cruel Intention appears and decapitates you.

I wish I couldn't die or feel pain
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No....haha.

Granted, but eventually people begin to hate you so much that they bury you alive in a coffin. So it's like you're almost dead but not really.

I wish for Brian to come here for my birthday.
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Granted. But it is not the Brian you expected, it ends up being a Brian that you lean to hate very, very quickly. Plus it ends up he's a murderer and kills you.

I wish I could think of a more painful way to die than papercuts and lemon juice
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Granted, but then the pain masters of the world fear their fan club will die and follow you so they kill you...by papercuts and lemon juice of course.

I wish I had better reception at my house.
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