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Old 01-13-2015, 10:09 AM
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I'm new to the writing game but what I worry about is the ability to write any scene well...
Scene doesn't matter. I might not "agree" or find it repulsive but I want to be able to write it so someone "that I do not know" sees it through my eyes...

Pornography is probably the very oldest form of writing and making another "hot" might be the climax of writing skill. I do not write pornography!, yet...

So a bit about dogs...
I bastardize songs. Little ditties just pop into existence in my septic mind...
This is a parody of "If you're happy and you know it"

There's a puppy on the floor, get a gun.
There's a puppy on the floor, get a gun.
There's a puppy on the floor, get a gun.
Have some fun!
There's a puppy on the floor, get a gun.

There, I've insulted both canine companionship and children's songs.
I sometimes sing this to my dogs and they love it! All of my human family cringe when they hear it.
Yep, I'm somewhat warped...

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Old 01-13-2015, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike C View Post
You should definitely get out of the house more.

Unless you're 12 or 13... Then you should stay in.😄
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15, soon to be 16, but yeah. Besides, I'm a 'not until I'm married' kinda girl.
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