Is There Baseball in Heaven?
Two long-time friends who loved playing baseball made a pact when they were young. The agreement between them was that whoever died first would try to contact the other with information as to whether the game of baseball was played in heaven. Both adored baseball so much that they looked forward to playing even when they left earth.
After the death of one, the other waited to see if his deceased friend would ever find a way to contact him. Then one day, to his surprise, the living friend received a message from his friend who died.
His deceased buddy said that he had both some good and some bad news for him. "The good news," his friend said, "is that 'Yes' they do play baseball in heaven."
"And the bad news," he continued, "is that tomorrow you're pitching."