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Old 02-14-2012, 03:40 AM
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Granted, you now move like him, but seeing as I don't know how he moves and I'm the wish granter, you move like a snail on drugs.

I wish I had an encyclopedic knowledge so I would finally know what people where talking about.

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Old 02-14-2012, 03:46 AM
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Granted, you now move like him, but seeing as I don't know how he moves and I'm the wish granter, you move like a snail on drugs.
You poor fool, you DID grant my wish after all!

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I wish I had an encyclopedic knowledge so I would finally know what people where talking about.
You do, but suddenly you become very much like Sheldon: socially awkward, your head full of so much knowledge, that it's crammin in your poor brain, blocking new information. You know everything about everything but in six month's time a new encyclopedia is published, that renders any knowledge you currently posses irrelevant. You end up a carnie exhibit for the future people, reciting useless, irrelevant knowledge.

I wish I could time travel
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Old 02-14-2012, 04:35 AM
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You poor fool, you DID grant my wish after all!
Huh? You wanted to move like a snail on drugs? Well, I guess it takes all kinds...

Time travel? Granted! However, on your first trip you are eviscerated by angry druids after ruining their solstice display of skinned corpses.

I wish I could win a Gold medal.
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Old 02-14-2012, 10:07 AM
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Granted, you win the gold medal for Best in Show at the Westminster Dog Show.

I wish I were a Nobel prize winner.
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Old 02-14-2012, 11:01 AM
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Granted, but the Nobel explodes (I'm not very original)

I wish i could write better
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Old 02-14-2012, 12:31 PM
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Granted, your writing shines like a supernova. First, you write a comedy and all who read it laugh so much they choke. Next you try a tragedy, and all who are left they cry so much that blood drips from their eyes. As a result of this, the last few humans bury your red-hot writing in the Gobi desert in a lead-lined capsule so that humanity can be saved.

I wish I had some toast.
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Old 02-14-2012, 12:34 PM
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granted, toast is launching in 5.....4.....3.....2....1....your now in space, cause that was rocket toast

i wish for an uncorruptable wish
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Old 02-14-2012, 12:35 PM
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Granted....

hmmm

I wish I could find my keys in the morning.
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Old 02-14-2012, 12:37 PM
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granted, but they burn when you touch them

i wish to know what my wish that i wished was
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Originally Posted by JakeNihilius View Post
i wish to know what my wish that i wished was
You wished that this game had never begun in the first place, therefore rendering your wish null and the game resets. Everything is as if you had never made the wish so far.

I wish for unlimited wishes
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Old 02-14-2012, 02:08 PM
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Granted, granted, granted, granted, granted, granted, granted, granted, granted, granted, granted, granted, granted, granted, granted, granted, granted, granted, granted, granted, granted, granted....granted, granted, granted, granted, granted, granted,granted, granted, granted. Granted, granted, granted, granted, granted, granted, granted....your genie expires of overwork.

I wish I didn't have to grant all these damn wishes.
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Old 02-14-2012, 06:29 PM
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granted, So instead i give you another set of wishes.

I wish, that is all
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Wish granted, but since your wish was not specified, a random one was chosen for you. Congratulations on your new rare petrified ferret collection.

I wish I had petrified ferrets...
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your now blind and mute.

i wish that all these wishes were uncorrupted forever
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Old 02-15-2012, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by JakeNihilius View Post
i wish that all these wishes were uncorrupted forever
Granted. You are immediatewly reincarnated in a world where every wish is perfectly granted to you. It is a world without sorrow, pain, or aging, where you are absolute ruler of eveything. You are now terminally bored, but due to your immortality, you cannot escape boredom. The malevolent genie is nowhere to be found.

I wish I had a wish for eveytime someone made a wish.
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Granted, but now all those wishes are for you to lose two wishes.

"I wish I were not trapped in first person format," I said.
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Originally Posted by sparta98 View Post
"I wish I were not trapped in first person format," I said.
Granted. Your point of view immediately merges with that of every living being on the planet. You are driven insane, but at least you aren't trapped in first peron format anymore. You now refer to yourself as We, the multitudes.

I wish I had an angel for one moment of love
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granted, but its the angel of death.

i SPAM wish
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Congratulations, you now receive email spam in exponentially increasing amounts.

I wish for omniscient power and intelligence.
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Granted, your brain explodes

I wish I could tell between fakes and legit
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granted but it doesn't make any difference to your life!

I wish I was stunningly beautiful
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Granted, you are stunningly beautiful to an orge

I wish people would confront you instead of talking behind your back
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granted, now they never leave you alone, ever.

I wish Celtic would win the Champions League
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Granted, they're disqualified thirty seconds later

I wish cats could talk instead of staring like they do
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granted, but their talk bores you to death

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Poof! Now pink Polo shirts and bright green plaid shorts are free to become de rigueur among 20-something men on the streets of America.

I wish I was the most admired and highest paid fiction and nonfiction writer in the world.
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Done. Unfortunately nobody really buys books anymore so you still can't quit your job at the ladies footlocker.

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Granted, America's heart is ripped out, you all die

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The legislation passes! Not surprised the republican congress passed it but shocked that Obama signed that bill.

Millions of people were arrested on the first day. The lines at starbucks were hit the hardest.

Wish they made jet packs for the budget concious.
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Poof! Due to the fact that the contract was given to Halliburton, the substandard jet packs melt the genitals of all who use them and a major law suit ensues just in time for the Nielson Ratings.

I wish someone would respond positively to my writing in here.
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