Hey ya'll, I'm Sylas Brookey. I go by Sylas, but some people call meh Sonny. I live here in Glass, Kentucky. It's a small little somethin, I dun even think we on the map! Ha HA! I work on the ranch wit the rest of mah family. Ain't too many of us tho. Just ma and pa and my best good friend Pig. It's always a sunny day here in Glass so I'm always going to the apple orchard every morning and sometimes even in the evening. Sometimes, Pig and I like to do mud racin, 'specialleh when it do rain and its all nice and slippereh! I got a bit of'a lisp, so my s's do slide a lil, I hate when people talk about my strong country accent and how I sound so I tends to stay away from the city folk. But dere's dis girl who stayed down here in Glass for a couple weeks who came from the City and I can't stop thinkin bout her. She was so purdeh, I had never seen a beauty like her. But I know she'd neva go for a country boy like me. She dress too fancy for mud racing and I can't neva get her to spend an evenin wit me at the orchard, so I guess I should turn my ol' eyes onto somethin differnt.
Golly, I talked alot about that gal when I'm s'posed to be talkin bout me! Heh heh!! I'se sorry ya'll. Oh, I gotta go. Gotta help ma get dinner ready. We havin chicken tonight!