Forgot to buy your girlfriend an anniversary present? Better call Ash!
Mr.Ash is here to deal with all those pesky bills and unexpected expenses, you need money = you need Ash.
It's a nice ad, don't you think? Sure, most people refer to me as a loan "shark", but that sounds much to menacing to me. How does loan "goldfish" sound? I mean no trouble to anyone who just pays me what he's due, but I can be a shark if you don't.
Of course, that's not even half of the story. My full name is "Ashwatthama" or "Suryakant", as I've come to be known. I'm the sole remaining survivor from the Kurukshetha war. At the start of the war I fought off a hundred hundred men, slaying and slaughtering with great pride and joy, as was becoming of any Kaurava Warrior. Yet, when finally I faced my greatest adversary: Arjuna. My fight was cut short by those pesky deities above, who compelled me to direct my great weapon elsewhere. And, even after doing as I was bid, I was condemned and cursed with leprosy and immortality, forcing me to live and suffer for all days ever to come.
But, who's laughing now? Now that my incurable disease has spread across a new city, this is where I will exact my great vengeance. This is where I will find peace.
"I could eat powdered bran every day while you suck down figgy pudding and I still might die first. It's not fair. I want my donuts back! "
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Last edited by Myaora; 08-04-2012 at 12:02 PM..