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Old 03-17-2018, 04:28 AM
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Somewhere near 6am on a Saturday morn.
Sittin' here havin' a dump (Christ - this one stinks.
Maybe somethin' to do with last night's Subway
Veggie on Whole Wheat).

Just past the open door (hey, I'm spirit hobbled
not olfactory dead) the male parakeet chirps
(guess that means the air is breathable).

On the other side of me a red five gallon bucket
sits in a slightly fungus grouted multi colored
50 year plus shower stall. Some hot H2O vapor mist
rises from it. The water heater of this
shack rusted out before Obama's first term.

I did the cold shower thing for years
as my wife stove heated.

Now I'm doin' her way too. Gettin' old.
Goin' soft.


Seein' the country I live in goin' through
some change via the mobilization of
teen agers.

Similar thing happened to me in the Sixties.

By the time I turned 21 I had enough
of bein' told how the other side was.

Joined the Navy to go see for myself.
Didn't count on the war bein' shut off before
I got to it.

Can't see how the current peccadilo is
gonna play out.

Just lowerin' my profile and goin'
back to finishin' my project bike.


If time don't teach ya nothin' else it does
teach ya the bullshit that goes on around ya
is endless.


And, when the last breath leaves ya, meaningless.

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Old 03-17-2018, 07:08 AM
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how old are you - if I might ask. You seem to have a grip on the darker side of things. Age can be arbitrary how ever. Just wondering.
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Wait... you ainít got no water heater? Guess thatís alright in the summer.

But... water heaters are not expensive. And a handy guy like you could...


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how old are you - if I might ask. You seem to have a grip on the darker side of things. Age can be arbitrary how ever. Just wondering.
As revealed in Some Truth viewable on this Non-Fiction page I been animatin' this form for 65 years.
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Wait... you ainít got no water heater? Guess thatís alright in the summer.

But... water heaters are not expensive. And a handy guy like you could...


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Coupla years and I will be on a half acre of mountain jungle where the water comes from a hole in the ground.

This current scenario with a running tap and an electric stove is palatial.
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They have cobras in the Philippines.


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They have cobras in the Philippines.


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My goat will keep me safe as we do our daily perimeter walk.
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My goat will keep me safe as we do our daily perimeter walk.

And I will not let a snake get my goat.

Oh, that is such a weak pun.
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They have cobras in the Philippines.


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Oh, I see him now.

Spittin' little critter, ain't he.

Well, walk softly (wearin' snake bite boots) and swing a big grass beatin' stick I suppose.

Good news is I wear glasses so that will keep the venom out of my eyes.

And I am a fairly accurate shot with a snot lugy.

I practice on roadside poles from the driver window of my truck when doin' 30 mph.


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Just watched a video on the ten deadliest animals in the Philippines. I wonít share it. Iím sure you know.

You know they got a caterpillar that can... well, never mind.


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Just watched a video on the ten deadliest animals in the Philippines. I won’t share it. I’m sure you know.

You know they got a caterpillar that can... well, never mind.


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Eh, would rather gambol (heh) with nature than keep riskin' bein' crippled in traffic because some youngun gotta text and drive.

Also there are the licenseless red light runnin' drunks to be considered.

And yesterday, a few miles south of here, a new pedestrian walkway fell onto some roadway movin' vehicles.


What is salient is I grew up walkin' the Allegheny Mountains woods that started where my backyard grass stopped.

In a way I'm just goin' home.
Finally.


Yes, yes - I know: If you want to make the gods laugh just tell them your plans.

What can I say - I'm a headline act for those fuckers.
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My friend Rene says they wipe their butts with their hand and then wash it. No toilet paper. You been practicing? Prolly takes some work.


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My friend Rene says they wipe their butts with their hand and then wash it. No toilet paper. You been practicing? Prolly takes some work.


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Property has a multitude of leafy vegetation.
As long as I keep nails trimmed my finger won't poke through.

You do realize the American Indians and the settlin' non natives addressed this ... ahem ... area sucessfully, right?
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I believe on a diet of jerky and acorn mush, all you shit is pellets.
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I believe on a diet of jerky and acorn mush, all you shit is pellets.


Drink more water 😀


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I believe on a diet of jerky and acorn mush, all you shit is pellets.
It is a little known fact that some tribes used a slingshot at night to harass Army sentries.

Nobody wants to admit catching one of those pellets during a yawn.
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nicky, answer the question sh. how old are you? 24, pretending he's all that.
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It is a little known fact that some tribes used a slingshot at night to harass Army sentries.

Nobody wants to admit catching one of those pellets during a yawn.

There is some controversy as to whether this contributed to the practice of placing the hand over the open mouth (during a yawn).
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nicky, answer the question sh. how old are you? 24, pretending he's all that.
For you I will always be whatever age you want me to be.

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i dont WANNA


Donít do it chit-chat. Itís not a good proposition for women to post pics online. Still too many chuckle-headed dudes out there.

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i dont WANNA
I shall always think (in picture form) of you as the wild maned Maidahl that swept down onto the Beat all those years ago.

No, no - don't change your mind.


This way is best.

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I shall always think (in picture form) of you as the wild maned Maidahl that swept down onto the Beat all those years ago...
So someone else remembers...
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lol, hi pordigalson.

nickyyyyyyy, post a pic. "no one cares about dudes" and

@ brainspatricksonsteimmer-conzuela-heimmerstein-naggersons.
i care about dudes.
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Not within my tech savvy realm.
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Not within my tech savvy realm.


I have a pic of Nick from our last meet-up.

Let me see...

Oh, here it is:



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I have a pic of Nick from our last meet-up.

Let me see...

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Thanks.

I believe the balls are now in her court, eh?
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