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Old 08-28-2018, 06:44 PM
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Grateful the intermittent fluttering in my right ear that started a few days ago is not painful.


You should have that looked at, bro. Could be your vagina falling out your ass. Or maybe your balls turning into a vagina... dunno. Iím not a professional.

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You should have that looked at, bro. Could be your vagina falling out your ass. Or maybe your balls turning into a vagina... dunno. Iím not a professional.
Read up on it, bro. According to the literature, neither one of those is accompanied by a fluttering.

Pretty rare conditions, anyway. I'm surprised you'd heard of them. I mean, being an unprofessional and all.

I'll go back to my room.
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You should have that looked at, bro. Could be your vagina falling out your ass. Or maybe your balls turning into a vagina... dunno. Iím not a professional.

Grateful to be a member of a site where others take an interest in my 3D health.
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Grateful to be a member of a site where others take an interest in my 3D health.


Just tryiní to do my part, to keep your parts where they belong.

Never had a fluttering in my ears but I do have a ringing from tinnitus. Itís so close to an A that I can tune my guitar with it.

Thereís a therapy which involves finding the note of the ringing and bombarding you with it until it blends into the world and disappears. Iím not ready for that.

Anyway, Iím happy Iím home and sitting with my wife watching YouTube videos of houses for sale in San Diego.
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Ah, San Diego. Haven't been there since '92, so I probably wouldn't recognize it, but what a place! The population passed 1,000,000 while I was there, but I still felt that small-town feel most of the time.

I lived in every town north of Highway 78, except for Rainbow: Oceanside, Vista, San Marcos, Bonsall, Fallbrook, Escondido, De Luz, and Pala. Had some adventures there, and had it not been for a woman, I'd still be there.
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Ah, San Diego. Haven't been there since '92, so I probably wouldn't recognize it, but what a place! The population passed 1,000,000 while I was there, but I still felt that small-town feel most of the time.

I lived in every town north of Highway 78, except for Rainbow: Oceanside, Vista, San Marcos, Bonsall, Fallbrook, Escondido, De Luz, and Pala. Had some adventures there, and had it not been for a woman, I'd still be there.


My wife was born in Davis CA, but lived most of her life in San Diego. Sheís been dying to get back there for 26 years. I think weíre going to by a vacation rental there so we can retire on the beach in 15 years. Until then we can rent it out.

Once we get the place Iíll let you know and you can stay down there on us for a weeks vacation. You just canít bring any crazy hookers with you😆😆😆
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Grateful that today is Thursday.
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Grateful that I am able to help with attaining some of the goals my wife conceives.
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Grateful that I am able to help with attaining some of the goals my wife conceives.
um, yeah, however you choose to read that Nick - itís still a lovely sentiment


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-45367080

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um, grateful for muchness
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Grateful that I have learned a few Taoist exercises that I am able to use to facilitate this bodys' energy movement before getting out of bed.
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Grateful we had only two small earthquakes during the last week, while I crawled around underneath an old two-storey building.
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Been raining hard and the two places I patched the roof are holding.

Grateful.
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Grateful to have three days off in a row
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2 weeks, stick that up your arse and smoke it.
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grateful for a Toaist sence of humor - laughing for no appearent reason
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I am very grateful- erm- God- or whatever, that you gave me the intelligence to discover Derrren Brown's trickery... the fucker said he did not use stooges.
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I am very grateful- erm- God- or whatever, that you gave me the intelligence to discover Derrren Brown's trickery... the fucker said he did not use stooges.


The dude is a mentalist. Of course he uses stooges. But mostly he doesnít have to. Humans are pretty dim en masse.
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Brian loves Derren Brown and made a video entitled erm... "I love Derren Brown" the evil denier of nonsense.

Derren Brown pretends that religion does not exist, so he is clearly stupid.
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Brian loves Derren Brown and made a video entitled erm... "I love Derren Brown" the evil denier of nonsense.

Derren Brown pretends that religion does not exist, so he is clearly stupid.


Yes, as I said, humans are pretty dim en masse. Itís easy to fool them. Theyíll believe almost any nonsense as long as Mr. Morgan or Mr. Jagger say so.

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Yes, as I said, humans are pretty dim en masse. Itís easy to fool them. Theyíll believe almost any nonsense as long as Mr. Morgan or Mr. Jagger so.
Religion Denier!!! Burn him!!
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Burn the Heretic, he called you all slightly disturbed and kinda full of shit, He basically said, "really what is missing in your lives if you have to put all your effort into this lie, are you insecure, are your scared, or are you fundamentally stupid" is what he said, burn the witch.
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Do I get a last request?
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Do you need one?
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Well, no, but Iíll take it if itís offered.
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He basically rightfully called you all morons. "Burn the heretic!"
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Sure. Itís was pussy. You can have whichever you like best, but theyíre all good.
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