Any young man aspiring to become a world famous lover would receive the best training for his occupation in the arms of a brunette. A brunette would show him techniques unknown even to the great Casanova, most legendary of all male lovers. Because of the brunette's unsurpassable bedroom charms, she would be most suited to launch a young man towards a successful career in the art of seduction. Once a young trainee spends an evening cuddled by a brunette, he will understand fully the mechanics of love-making and be capable of capturing the heart of any woman, regardless of how difficult she might be to seduce; eventually, she'll submit to his desire.
Of course, my theory a brunette makes the best romantic instructor has received criticism from skeptics who argue that a stunning blonde or a dazzling redhead can teach a man much more than a brunette ever could. But should the skeptics be believed? Well, recently, when a reporter asked a group of skeptics whether any had spent an evening pampered by a beautiful brunette, not a single one stated he had. And to make matters worst for the skeptics, the same reporter asked a class of young lovers from whom they preferred to learn the the tricks of the trade, and all of them smiled and shouted harmoniously, "Brunettes!"
And, finally, to further disprove the skeptics, one could seek the opinion of any world-famous lover trained by a brunette. The response from these international "lady-killers" would always the same. Whether one sought the advice from Romeo, Mark Antony, Lancelot, Valentino -- one would hear always the same statement: that in the sultry world of romance and love, the brown-haired beauty reigns supremeóthat the brunette is
the true goddess. The brunette is the queen of love, not the blonde or the redhead. Therefore, I urge all young men still searching for that special lady. First, seek yourself a brunette! Receive the proper training in her arms. And then I guarantee the techiques learned from her would ensure a happy marriage when you finally encounter the woman of your dreams.