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Old 07-01-2012, 11:52 AM
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On the Seventh day
there was rest.
There was also masturbation,
but mostly rest.
God had a six day work week.

On the First day
He made lips and tongues
for kissing.

On the Second day
he made hands
for groping.

On the Third day
he made nipples
for sucking.

On the Fourth day
he made genitals
for fucking.

On the Fifth day
he made eyeballs
for seeing.

On the Sixth day
he made assholes.

On the Seventh day
there was rest and masturbation.
The great voyeur upstairs said,
"Good luck with temptation."

But I just don't understand--
would a divine creator
really create assholes?


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Old 07-01-2012, 12:49 PM
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No use getting into the bullshit to find out what the bull ate.
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Old 07-01-2012, 08:49 PM
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My mom raised us Seventh Day. That church is pretty nuts. And this poem is pretty cute. Got a chuckle outta me.
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Old 07-02-2012, 12:35 AM
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Good one Beef.

And yes, he did. Like you said, on the sixth day he did.

I am nominating this one.
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This is fabulous. God the great voyeur, I love it
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I usually hate poems about god/religion but love this.

Another pet hate of mine is ending a poem with a question. I always think it’s a cheap cop-out. Easy to remedy yet remain incisive if yer so inclined but not for me to decide.

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Old 07-11-2012, 11:08 AM
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Haha, this is great. You're a genius, Beef!!
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