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Old 03-08-2018, 08:08 AM
Beesauce (Offline)
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You tell that girl on the forum to take her pill. You write that comment and post it. Now. I don't care how you do it, but weave it in to something funny okay? And make it long so she really wastes her time reading to the punchline, he sneered. Get back to work wasting time. His breath smelled of mothballs and when he spit tonsil stones came out. He couldn't fuck his wife anymore and lied to others about even having a wife.
His wife was hiding in a closet.
She was someone elses child.

His epaulets and side badges were fraying.
It was because the girl had been slowly trying to tare them off while he roleplayed

The end.

FICTION
Jokes
Hokes
Jokeess
hhhoee
hope

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