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Old 01-25-2013, 05:44 AM
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In a surprising move the Hype House has declared itself a firearm free milieu.

The internal security forces now garb in various baseball team togs. Each man (and woman) accoutered with an authentic Louisville Slugger and a waist front pouch containing two balls.

These balls are slightly larger than the average size. And, being constructed of space age material, although regulation weight, are much denser.

The result is hard as a rock.

Indeed, in the protection provider community these operatives are (unofficially) referred to as having "big stones".

In an unexpected yet related development three previously undetected curmudgeon groups
have been exposed.

The members were discovered in hospital emergency rooms seeking treatment for uncontrollable paroxysms of laughter.

We will keep you informed of further developments on these breaking stories as information is made available.

Regular programming now resumes.

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