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Old 02-19-2017, 09:33 PM
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I read an account on Advertising Theory by Kirk McJerk, and according to his book, if each of us created 5,000 accounts, and each of these accounts came on here and talked a bit of shite, suddenly an advertiser's ears will prick up from behind the undergrowth (or wherever the fuck they come from). This beast will then slither out of the undergrowth and lick their chops before coughing up some undigested fat from their last meal as an offering to the site. If lucky, this debasement will be noticed by another advertiser, and this ungodly monster will too slither out and perform the same transaction, yet spit out more fat.

It is this subsequent action then makes this site important and worthwhile of preservation...
If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas
-George Bernard Shaw
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