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Old 08-01-2015, 03:32 AM
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The dinosaurs were ultimately doomed by their greed and their yearning for perfection. Dinosaur society deemed that the most desirable female was to be well fed and obese. To satisfy their social conventions, many male predators would hunt more than the ecosystem could support to help create the most corpulent mates. They could not win against each other, every time their spouse would achieve a massive figure, another female would ultimately usurp them. A terrible famine ensued, but even that did not dissuade them. No, they saw it as opportunity, to hunt and hoard their food to make them the ultimate victor. Eventually, only one Tyrannosaurus Rex couple was left. Standing on a giant pile of rotting meat, Scrooge McRex exclaimed to his wife, "We did it baby, we won!"...

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