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Old 03-28-2015, 11:18 AM
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GET IN LINE!
Yes, Sir!

LEAVE THE g ON YOUR WORDS!
Jawohl, mon Capitaine!

STOP MIXING METAPHORS!
Si, Jefe!
(how do I start that with an upside down exclamation mark?)

AND NO MORE OF THAT GODDAMNED WRITING IN PARENTHESES!
Okay, Boss!


Uh, Nick?

Oh, hi, Mr. Pierce.
How you doin'?

Nick, what is happening?

Huh?

Oh!

That's Chinaski. Sometimes he
gets wound up about things
that don't fit normal form.

And?

And when he gets like that
I just agree with him.

He don't mean no harm.


Nick, underneath that
cultivated grime of uneducation
I suspect you are a caring,
sensitive human being.

Maybe, Mr. Pierce.
Now watch how far
I can finger flick
this fresh booger.

Look! See? See?!
There! On the wall at chin height!


You just won't give it up, will
you, Nick?

Mr. Pierce, personalities are
like *holes. Without them
we become full of ...

I will be going now, Nick.


Oh. Okay, Mr. P.
C'mon back anytime.
You're always welcome.
(odd old bird that he is I do
believe he kinda likes me).

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