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Forum: The Intellectual Table 09-22-2018, 10:35 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 283
Posted By flyingtart
Blimey, have I woken up in the Sixties?

Blimey, have I woken up in the Sixties?
Forum: Writing Help & Issues 09-05-2018, 09:09 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 498
Posted By flyingtart
I believe thatís how Shakespeare got started.

I believe thatís how Shakespeare got started.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 09-05-2018, 08:48 PM
Replies: 206
Views: 3,432
Posted By flyingtart
You are living proof that banning doesnít work.

You are living proof that banning doesnít work.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 09-05-2018, 08:46 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 301
Posted By flyingtart
It doesn’t matter whether it’s true. People...

It doesn’t matter whether it’s true. People believe what they want to believe.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 09-03-2018, 02:33 PM
Replies: 206
Views: 3,432
Posted By flyingtart
Sex? Who mentioned sex? Try some bromide in your...

Sex? Who mentioned sex? Try some bromide in your tea, you sick fuck.
And if you call me English again Iíll shit on your shoes.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 09-03-2018, 04:16 AM
Replies: 206
Views: 3,432
Posted By flyingtart
If you truly believe God made the world and...

If you truly believe God made the world and everything in it, then that includes a dog's anus. Perhaps your faith is lacking?


Wish I could say the same for you.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 09-02-2018, 08:32 AM
Replies: 206
Views: 3,432
Posted By flyingtart
Sweeping statement. You clearly haven't...

Sweeping statement. You clearly haven't encountered the Orange Order.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 08-27-2018, 08:58 PM
Replies: 206
Views: 3,432
Posted By flyingtart
It’s a comforting thought but I fear only wishful...

It’s a comforting thought but I fear only wishful thinking. The boneheaded bible thumpers will never give it up because

a. It substitutes for doing their own thinking and
b. It gives them a...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 08-26-2018, 09:24 PM
Replies: 206
Views: 3,432
Posted By flyingtart
And I consider the Dogís Arse Messiah to be the...

And I consider the Dogís Arse Messiah to be the Second Coming. Isnít faith a wonderful thing?
Forum: The Intellectual Table 08-26-2018, 11:31 AM
Replies: 206
Views: 3,432
Posted By flyingtart
This is nonsense. There is no evidence God ever...

This is nonsense. There is no evidence God ever had a hand in any man made religions. It's more likely they were dreamed up by patriarchs obsessed with their own power.

Jesus was a spiritual guru...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 08-26-2018, 12:06 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 849
Posted By flyingtart
Your sister was and is lucky to have you. ...

Your sister was and is lucky to have you.

You could be describing my parents. I grew up in an era when raising children was "women's work" and the boundary between discipline and abuse not so...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 08-24-2018, 01:05 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 688
Posted By flyingtart
Fuck you. I mean, good day. Who the fuck...

Fuck you. I mean, good day.

Who the fuck wants to be a good writer when they could be a great writer? Give up the lectures and raise your sights a little.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 08-23-2018, 11:28 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 688
Posted By flyingtart
You boneheads would only censor and lock it.

You boneheads would only censor and lock it.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 08-23-2018, 10:32 PM
Replies: 206
Views: 3,432
Posted By flyingtart
Hey Bucko, the Dog's Arse Messiah doesn't need...

Hey Bucko, the Dog's Arse Messiah doesn't need anyone's pass. For your information.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 08-23-2018, 07:34 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 688
Posted By flyingtart
I see myself replying to yet another mind...

I see myself replying to yet another mind numbingly tedious thread.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 08-23-2018, 07:29 PM
Replies: 206
Views: 3,432
Posted By flyingtart
The Dog’s Arse Messiah was hounded off this forum...

The Dog’s Arse Messiah was hounded off this forum by religion haters and knuckleheaded mods. Which goes to show there’s more hate than love in religion.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 08-23-2018, 02:26 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 849
Posted By flyingtart
I had a mother like that. My sympathies. But I...

I had a mother like that. My sympathies.
But I can't imagine a six year old physically removing a full grown woman.
Forum: Tips & Advice 08-20-2018, 09:03 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 6,423
Posted By flyingtart
The last person I knew who advocated Show Don’t...

The last person I knew who advocated Show Don’t Tell got two years for flashing on the Common.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 08-20-2018, 08:55 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,396
Posted By flyingtart
The trouble with telling jokes is there needs to...

The trouble with telling jokes is there needs to be someone on the receiving end with more than mashed potatoes for brains.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 08-19-2018, 09:20 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,396
Posted By flyingtart
I won’t ask what you lick it off now.

I won’t ask what you lick it off now.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 08-18-2018, 10:17 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,396
Posted By flyingtart
Hey, the Dog's Arse Messiah said something very...

Hey, the Dog's Arse Messiah said something very similar to this last night while I was sponging some shit off his fur. And he said to tell you God IS the world, and if you don't stop dissing Him he's...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 08-17-2018, 10:11 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 2,084
Posted By flyingtart
As one of history's greatest trolls, Mel Gibson,...

As one of history's greatest trolls, Mel Gibson, once remarked: FREEDOM!!!
Forum: The Intellectual Table 08-17-2018, 03:33 AM
Replies: 162
Views: 3,711
Posted By flyingtart
Well clearly he isn't a real man. You can tell...

Well clearly he isn't a real man. You can tell how masculine someone is by the amount of heavy artillery and power tools in their shed.

Only pussies would prefer to do something girly like singing...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 08-16-2018, 10:34 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 2,084
Posted By flyingtart
Ha! I was once in a forum that redacted the rude...

Ha! I was once in a forum that redacted the rude bit of Scunthorpe. Really.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 08-16-2018, 08:26 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 2,084
Posted By flyingtart
Very astute of you to notice. :p What's so...

Very astute of you to notice. :p

What's so wrong with insults? Some of the funniest things ever written have been insults. We shouldn't be so precious about it.

Re the Stasi forums, I take it...
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