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Forum: Writers' Cafe Today, 04:30 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 113
Posted By Prodigalson
You've probably heard, then, of the proctologist...

You've probably heard, then, of the proctologist who got tired of looking up people's asses and decided to take up auto mechanics. He enrolled in a tech school, and the final assignment was...
Forum: Writers' Cafe Today, 04:16 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 113
Posted By Prodigalson
I think the last time I lost control was back in...

I think the last time I lost control was back in '99. A girlfriend was pregnant with my daughter and was running around getting high with a well-known outlaw. I'd searched high and low for them, then...
Forum: Writers' Cafe Today, 09:20 AM
Replies: 6,244
Views: 486,770
Posted By Prodigalson
Damn, Grace - you don't have to be so harsh - but...

Damn, Grace - you don't have to be so harsh - but Jesus, talk about right on the mark.
Forum: Writers' Cafe Yesterday, 06:17 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 113
Posted By Prodigalson
I've just posted "Rage," in Members...

I've just posted "Rage," in Members Only.
Forum: Free Writing 09-16-2018, 07:13 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 127
Posted By Prodigalson
I agree with Grace.

I agree with Grace.
Forum: Introductions 09-15-2018, 06:56 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 111
Posted By Prodigalson
Whether you savage it or salvage it, SL, we'll be...

Whether you savage it or salvage it, SL, we'll be here to cheer you on, or pick up the pieces, as it were.

Welcome back.
Forum: Free Writing 09-12-2018, 10:48 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 272
Posted By Prodigalson
Sounds like a narcissist's plan to get the whole...

Sounds like a narcissist's plan to get the whole world to focus on him.

Good advice, though, if you're desperately needing people to like you.

Although, a person keeps asking me questions about...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 09-10-2018, 01:47 AM
Replies: 6,244
Views: 486,770
Posted By Prodigalson
Aye - a man can have a full life, but if he lives...

Aye - a man can have a full life, but if he lives long, and associates only with those his own age, the time comes when he finds himself alone. His contemporaries, and family members he grew up with,...
Forum: Fiction 09-08-2018, 07:23 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 1,738
Posted By Prodigalson
Remember the college bars, and discos? Music so...

Remember the college bars, and discos? Music so loud, you'd meet someone, yell into their face all night, somehow end up in bed together, and the next morning have nary a clue as to who this person...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 09-08-2018, 07:00 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 783
Posted By Prodigalson
Like putting a brick on the gas pedal and bailing...

Like putting a brick on the gas pedal and bailing out right before the car goes over the edge.

Such destruction from what he began.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 09-08-2018, 01:38 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 783
Posted By Prodigalson
And we have, here, the ultimate test of whether...

And we have, here, the ultimate test of whether Nacia is a bot, or if there actually is someone of such purity remaining in the world, out of all of us jaded motherfuckers.



She's convincing...
Forum: Non-Fiction 09-07-2018, 08:10 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 2,182
Posted By Prodigalson
I told Santa what I wanted for Christmas one...

I told Santa what I wanted for Christmas one year, and he washed my mouth out with soap.

That said, I'm grateful to get out from under a house, here in earthquake country.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 09-06-2018, 05:24 AM
Replies: 206
Views: 3,077
Posted By Prodigalson
You'd have to show me your neck tats, first, so...

You'd have to show me your neck tats, first, so I'd know you're ready.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 09-06-2018, 04:49 AM
Replies: 206
Views: 3,077
Posted By Prodigalson
My apologies. My own propensity to use "stupid...

My apologies. My own propensity to use "stupid fucks" made me remember this the same way.

A public apology for falsely accusing you, Grace, and thirty minutes in the corner for Nacia, to satisfy...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 09-05-2018, 08:28 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 783
Posted By Prodigalson
I broke up with one woman for being late for a...

I broke up with one woman for being late for a date (wrote a two page fuck you letter, all about coke whores and party girls - she was neither); another for complaining about drops of water I'd left...
Forum: Non-Fiction 09-05-2018, 08:00 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 2,182
Posted By Prodigalson
Nothing wrong with that man if pussy is his last...

Nothing wrong with that man if pussy is his last request.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 09-05-2018, 07:52 AM
Replies: 206
Views: 3,077
Posted By Prodigalson
For a minute there I was under the impression we...

For a minute there I was under the impression we could have a discussion about religion without anyone calling anyone else "stupid".

Damn.

And Grace - you started it!

I'm shocked!

Someone...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 09-02-2018, 07:52 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 193
Posted By Prodigalson
Fast food is not food, in the traditional way we...

Fast food is not food, in the traditional way we think of food. It is food that is raised and processed in such a way as to render it flavorless, then pumped full of things which fool our taste buds...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 09-02-2018, 07:35 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 783
Posted By Prodigalson
The secret is in not breaking up, Nacia. I could...

The secret is in not breaking up, Nacia. I could have made it 26 years with any number of women, had I not broken up with them.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 09-01-2018, 09:39 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 226
Posted By Prodigalson
PickleBottom has recently resurfaced. I think...

PickleBottom has recently resurfaced. I think that is how it goes - people have busy lives, and don't always have time to sit and chat.

I've personally been gone for a year one time (lifetime...
Forum: Non-Fiction 09-01-2018, 02:01 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 2,182
Posted By Prodigalson
Grateful we had only two small earthquakes during...

Grateful we had only two small earthquakes during the last week, while I crawled around underneath an old two-storey building.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 09-01-2018, 01:41 PM
Replies: 206
Views: 3,077
Posted By Prodigalson
I'm reminded of the missionary who goes to some...

I'm reminded of the missionary who goes to some primitive tribe out in the jungle, to tell them about Jesus. He explains to the chief about the love of God, and Jesus, and that he will go to Hell...
Forum: Free Writing 08-31-2018, 03:23 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 164
Posted By Prodigalson
The Vigil

We found her in the Emergency Room, curled up in a fetal position, eyes glistening in pain. No sign of anything else in them. They took her upstairs and loaded her with narcotics, slipped a needle...
Forum: Free Writing 08-30-2018, 06:36 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,166
Posted By Prodigalson
Of course it's absurd to think he'd be doing that...

Of course it's absurd to think he'd be doing that himself, but people will say anything to get elected. I'd say, if he's got enough people willing to go along with it, who will vote for him, then...
Forum: Non-Fiction 08-29-2018, 08:15 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 2,182
Posted By Prodigalson
Ah, San Diego. Haven't been there since '92, so I...

Ah, San Diego. Haven't been there since '92, so I probably wouldn't recognize it, but what a place! The population passed 1,000,000 while I was there, but I still felt that small-town feel most of...
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