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Forum: Board Games 05-02-2016, 03:29 PM
Replies: 31
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Posted By Kristijan
I am naked... And ready for the operation and my...

I am naked... And ready for the operation and my heart transplant
Forum: Board Games 05-02-2016, 03:23 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,253
Posted By Kristijan
You are so good in bed baby... I am going to nail...

You are so good in bed baby... I am going to nail you with this nails to it so you won't get off it.
Forum: Board Games 04-23-2016, 07:27 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,253
Posted By Kristijan
I can't get it up...it's your fault...!

I can't get it up...it's your fault...!
Forum: Board Games 04-21-2016, 09:47 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,253
Posted By Kristijan
(In the middle of making love) The Prince-...

(In the middle of making love) The Prince- Shit..I've turned in to a frog again...
Forum: Board Games 04-15-2016, 10:20 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,253
Posted By Kristijan
Oh,are you looking for the condoms... -No,i am...

Oh,are you looking for the condoms...
-No,i am looking for the cyanide bottle ,i have a suicide issues.
Forum: Board Games 04-12-2016, 09:44 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,253
Posted By Kristijan
I've heard one guy cut off his penis after that...

I've heard one guy cut off his penis after that remark , and flashed it in the toilet...

Ohhh what an orgasm you have baby...(but he doesn't see her foot with sock is on fire)
Forum: Board Games 04-12-2016, 09:32 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,253
Posted By Kristijan
Heeeeeyyuy ,yooooouuu ,with the green...

Heeeeeyyuy ,yooooouuu ,with the green boooooat!!!!! I've been trapped in this island for some time....wrc was eaten by the sharks....
Forum: Board Games 04-11-2016, 11:34 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,253
Posted By Kristijan
Oh , baby ,just like that...there is a giant...

Oh , baby ,just like that...there is a giant spider above your head...
Forum: Board Games 04-09-2016, 08:44 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,253
Posted By Kristijan
What are you drinking ,is that Viagra.....? ...

What are you drinking ,is that Viagra.....?
-No, it's my schizophrenia pills...
Forum: Board Games 04-06-2016, 03:12 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,253
Posted By Kristijan
Yess...just like that baby....and you don't have...

Yess...just like that baby....and you don't have sex with nobody but me....oh yess..only me and nibody else....to the rest of your life....you'll do this only with me....
Forum: Board Games 03-28-2016, 11:37 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,253
Posted By Kristijan
F""k the 5 words... A beautifull girl is...

F""k the 5 words...


A beautifull girl is near you...she is so sexy and dressed sexy ..and sudenly she puts one fingre in her ear takes out what was there and put's it in her mouth.
Forum: Board Games 03-26-2016, 01:20 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,253
Posted By Kristijan
Although jeffrey Dahmer would say -Loses...

Although jeffrey Dahmer would say -Loses consciousness? mmm that's so sexy
Forum: Board Games 03-26-2016, 01:11 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,253
Posted By Kristijan
-saying to a girl on the street-Mmmm you are so...

-saying to a girl on the street-Mmmm you are so sexy...( then he loses consciousness)
Forum: Board Games 03-23-2016, 03:08 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,253
Posted By Kristijan
-Whisper to me something... -Syphilis...

-Whisper to me something...
-Syphilis...
Forum: Board Games 03-23-2016, 03:04 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,253
Posted By Kristijan
Ohhhhh....that's ....great..... Light........

Ohhhhh....that's ....great..... Light..... Mom???!!!
Forum: Board Games 03-22-2016, 10:49 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,253
Posted By Kristijan
-Baby... -Yes I am pregnant.

-Baby...
-Yes I am pregnant.
Forum: Board Games 03-21-2016, 11:54 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,253
Posted By Kristijan
(With more than 5 ,like Wrc) - Mmm baby ...just...

(With more than 5 ,like Wrc)
- Mmm baby ...just like that...you make ..mh...you make me forget I have aids .
Forum: Board Games 03-21-2016, 11:47 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,253
Posted By Kristijan
YESSS Michael... -Who is Michael ?

YESSS Michael...
-Who is Michael ?
Forum: Board Games 03-21-2016, 12:31 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,253
Posted By Kristijan
Why don't you bath?

Why don't you bath?
Forum: Board Games 03-20-2016, 04:29 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,253
Posted By Kristijan
Girl...hair...on...ass cheeks...

Girl...hair...on...ass cheeks...
Forum: Board Games 03-20-2016, 12:45 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,253
Posted By Kristijan
Make it Not Sexy (a turn off) in 1-5 words

sorry...i've shit my pants..
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