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Kristijan 03-20-2016 12:45 PM

Make it Not Sexy (a turn off) in 1-5 words
 
sorry...i've shit my pants..

Kristijan 03-20-2016 04:29 PM

Girl...hair...on...ass cheeks...

wrc 03-20-2016 08:24 PM

the wart on your nose with it's hairs reaching your chin is giving me pause.

Kristijan 03-21-2016 12:31 AM

Why don't you bath?

Kristijan 03-21-2016 11:47 AM

YESSS Michael...
-Who is Michael ?

Kristijan 03-21-2016 11:54 AM

(With more than 5 ,like Wrc)
- Mmm baby ...just like that...you make ..mh...you make me forget I have aids .

Kristijan 03-22-2016 10:49 PM

-Baby...
-Yes I am pregnant.

Kristijan 03-23-2016 03:04 PM

Ohhhhh....that's ....great..... Light..... Mom???!!!

Kristijan 03-23-2016 03:08 PM

-Whisper to me something...
-Syphilis...

Kristijan 03-26-2016 01:11 PM

-saying to a girl on the street-Mmmm you are so sexy...( then he loses consciousness)

Kristijan 03-26-2016 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristijan (Post 719373)
-saying to a girl on the street-Mmmm you are so sexy...( then he loses consciousness)

Although jeffrey Dahmer would say -Loses consciousness? mmm that's so sexy

Kristijan 03-28-2016 11:37 AM

F""k the 5 words...


A beautifull girl is near you...she is so sexy and dressed sexy ..and sudenly she puts one fingre in her ear takes out what was there and put's it in her mouth.

Kristijan 04-06-2016 03:12 PM

Yess...just like that baby....and you don't have sex with nobody but me....oh yess..only me and nibody else....to the rest of your life....you'll do this only with me....

Kristijan 04-09-2016 08:44 AM

What are you drinking ,is that Viagra.....?
-No, it's my schizophrenia pills...

Kristijan 04-11-2016 11:34 AM

Oh , baby ,just like that...there is a giant spider above your head...

Prodigalson 04-12-2016 08:22 AM

"It's so small."

Kristijan 04-12-2016 09:32 AM

Heeeeeyyuy ,yooooouuu ,with the green boooooat!!!!! I've been trapped in this island for some time....wrc was eaten by the sharks....

Kristijan 04-12-2016 09:44 AM

I've heard one guy cut off his penis after that remark , and flashed it in the toilet...

Ohhh what an orgasm you have baby...(but he doesn't see her foot with sock is on fire)

Prodigalson 04-13-2016 11:46 PM

"Your sister likes that, too."

encynz 04-15-2016 03:21 AM

Declining the gum.


Encynz,

Kristijan 04-15-2016 10:20 AM

Oh,are you looking for the condoms...
-No,i am looking for the cyanide bottle ,i have a suicide issues.

max crash 04-15-2016 01:04 PM

nice boobs,

think you, I had large chest muscles when I was a man

encynz 04-15-2016 08:52 PM

Your Toe nail scratched me

DigitalDiana 04-17-2016 10:41 AM

Yeah, yeah, that's crusty.

Kristijan 04-21-2016 09:47 AM

(In the middle of making love) The Prince- Shit..I've turned in to a frog again...

BluebellCharm 04-22-2016 09:03 AM

Did you wash?

Prodigalson 04-22-2016 09:44 PM

Here, pop this for me.

wrc 04-22-2016 10:22 PM

I want to dominate you. But only if want me to.

Prodigalson 04-22-2016 10:52 PM

You'll get over the taste.

Kristijan 04-23-2016 07:27 AM

I can't get it up...it's your fault...!


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